Anything but that!

Oh my gawd! Lisa Marie Presley is now suing a newspaper in London for printing the most degrading, horrifying, slanderous lies ever-that she's gaining weight!!!!!! Oh no! Yes, folks it's the worst thing a person could ever say about another, and now she has hired a legal firm to go after the London Daily Mail to make them take it back.

What has the world come to when governors can pay five grand a night ( and by the way, what in God's name is this chick doing for him that would ever amount to five grand?) and the Daily Mail can go just go about willy nilly spreading viscious lies about someone like that?

Okay, here is a Kodak moment I will never forget. The year is 1989. I am sitting in my car in a parking lot waiting for a friend to come back out. The summer wind is balmy and my car windows are rolled down. I'm feeling peaceful, feeling good, when all of a sudden the kids in the car next to me lean out and yell at the top of their lungs "Hey lady, YOU'RE FAT!!!!!" I looked at them and calmly said "You think so?" and they just howled with laughter, heads thrown back and chuckles all about "Uh, YEAH!". Much hillarity ensued-in their vehicle.
My vehicle was too full of sadness and remorse to contain any hillarity.
Yep, fat hurts us. It gives people permission to berate us because there is no way to hide it.

But hire an attorney? How about use that money and pay a personal trainer yo?

Lisa Marie it turns out is pregnant, not fat. She will prevail no doubt and try to teach those paparazzi some manners. They will just run along and look for another fallen star.

We have to be our own fairy god mothers and make good things happen in our own lives. Piss on whomever is calling us fat. They are lacking a compassion that sometimes is only born out of one's own personal suffering. Karma is a nasty boomerang, God help them.